Total Medals Earned: 525 (From 104 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,865 Points
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Survive 100m!
Survive an impressive 200m!
Survive an unbelievable 300m!
Medals Earned: 6/14 (105/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
You could have white teeth by now
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 5/8 (50/225 points)
Submit your score
Score less than 20,000 points
Play the game at least 10 times in one go.
Get a combo of 5 or more
See all 7 score message in one go.
Gain over 120,000 points!
Receive all medals on NewGrounds
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/75 points)
Max out all enemies in Standard Mode on any difficulty setting.
Score 5000 points on the PindestructoTank mode.
Land a Combo of 99 or more in any mode.
Beating Adventure Mode and viewing the end movie.
Beat the boss Betton in 1 minute or less.
Beat the boss Pip Peril in 1 minute or less.
Beat the boss Whizzkid in 1 minute or less.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/80 points)
Pickup treasure from behind an obstacle
Knock the boulder back 5 times in one game
Collect exactly 69 gems in one game
Collect 10 tanks in one game
Collect 100 gems in one game
Collect 200 gems in one game
Medals Earned: 4/23 (20/485 points)
infect a total of 100 red bloodcells.
purchase your first upgrade.
destroy a white bloodcell.
spawn a total of 300 germs.
at first i was afraid, i was petrified.
infect a total of 2500 red bloodcells.
upgrade damage to level 10.
have 65 germs alive at the same time.
destroy a total of 900 white bloodcells.
upgrade latency to level 11.
oh my god it's so intense!
spawn a total of 10000 germs.
upgrade immunity to level 9.
upgrade auto-infect to level 8.
survive a stage without infecting a single bloodcell.
earn 3500 EP for a single stage.
finish 5 stages in a row without dying.
start from scratch after completing stage 25.
upgrade reproduction rate to level 6.
finish the final stage of the campaign.
earn a total of 70000 EP.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (45/500 points)
Lose a life on the stakes.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Lose a life on the second level.
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.